http://www.ready.gov is die Amerikaanse Dept of Homeland Security se website om mense te help om reg te wees vir enige noodgeval. Die website het ‘n klompie prentjies om mense te wys wat om te doen in ‘n noodgeval, maar die prentjies is meestal nie baie duidelik nie. Ek het vandag ‘n baie snaakse email gekry wat raaiskote vat oor wat die prentjies kan beteken. Hier is ‘n paar van die snaakstes:

If you have set yourself on fire, do not run

Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run away.


Do not drive a station wagon if a power pole is protruding from the hood.

Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. After 5 minutes and 12 seconds, however, you may become sterile

If you’ve become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that.

Don’t trust the Swiss. They have developed floating tents
and will try to steal your lungs while you sleep.

If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle.
If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

Die res kan hier gesien word.